WANTED
SMUG. SAD.
ETHEREUM.

$CAPE

JOIN THE GANGFOLLOW ON XBUY $CAPE
CATE CITY NEWS
BREAKING:Cate refuses to explain the medallion.TRAFFIC:PoorGoat is driving. Avoid the left lane.WEATHER:Sunny. Smug.SPORTS:Paintball still undefeated.NEWS:Cate City bank reports it was “fine, actually”.TIP:Do not ask about the medallion.

graphics settings

RENDER
DISTANCE

Drag to load Cate in full detail. Your GPU will be fine. Probably.

QUALITY: MED
Cate Pepe in full 3D with his gold medallion
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LOW-POLYULTRA

pick your crime (legally)

MISSION SELECT

MISSION 01

THE BANK JOB

REC

Mission 01: Do a bank thing. Reward: respect.

MISSION 02

PAINTBALL BEEF

REC

Mission 02: Neon paint. No survivors, only splatter.

MISSION 03

???

Unlocks at launch

pick your heist crew

CHOOSE YOUR CREW

CHARACTER FILE

CATE PEPE

Wears the medallion. Does not explain the medallion.

RESPECT
99
CHILL
100
SMUG
120 (??)
DRIVING
4

STATS ARE MADE UP. LIKE MOST STATS.

print your own

WANTED POSTER

Type your name. Become a suspect. The bounty is mostly emotional.

0/20

Your photo stays in your browser. Nothing is uploaded anywhere.

SHARE ON X

Download first, then attach the poster to your post.

the money part

THE BANK

VAULT CLOSED.

OPENS AT LAUNCH.

Market opens soon. No numbers until there are real numbers.

An open steel bank vault filled with gold bars and cash
CATE CITY RESERVE / VAULT 04LIVE FEED

hold $CAPE, get paid in $CATE

THE PAYOUTS

THE VAULT IS OPEN. THE CASH KEEPS MOVING.

Ethereum payout tracking is not connected. Counts stay blank until a verified rewards feed and payout wallet are configured.

$CATE PAID OUT

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PAYOUTS

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WALLETS PAID

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TOP 10 EARNERS

VAULT LEDGER

No verified Ethereum payouts yet.

LIVE DROPS

TRANSFER LOG

No transfers yet.

CHECK YOUR BAG

PERSONAL DEPOSIT BOX

All-time payouts since launch. Refreshes every minute when a verified feed is connected.

mission briefing

HOW TO GET RICH*

*Not a promise. A figure of speech.

  1. 1

    Get a wallet

    Install MetaMask or Rabby. Write the seed phrase on paper. Tell nobody.

  2. 2

    Put ETH in it

    Buy ETH anywhere reasonable and send it to your Ethereum wallet.

  3. 3

    Paste the CA into Uniswap

    Copy the CA from this page. Only this page.

    LOCKED UNTIL LAUNCH
  4. 4

    Swap and hold

    Swap ETH for $CAPE. Then sit there. Smugly.

    LOCKED UNTIL LAUNCH
BUY $CAPE

Only trust the CA on this page. This site is not the original Solana token.

now recruiting

THE GANG IS HIRING.

Free membership. Terrible decisions.

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WANTED: 5 STARS

EVERYBODY IS BUYING $CAPE

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Cate Pepe standing on a sunny Cate City street